Welcome to Bonnie's Bulls! We all need humor. In an attempt to share the lighter side of life, Pension Maxima
Investment Advisory, Inc. creates this monthly column to help us rediscover the spark that ties us through the dreary moments of life. No man is a
poor man if he can still laugh. Laugh as much as you breathe and love
as long as you live. Live, Love and Laugh!
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joke submissions. All published jokes will be awarded.
Succeeding Warren Buffett
an accountant and an economist from Harvard University apply
to succeed after the retiring Warren Buffett as the coveted money manager
at Berkshire Hathaway.
in each candidate for an interview, starting with the mathematician.
He asks, "What does two plus two equal?" The mathematician
looks at him incredulously and replies "Yes, exactly four."
calls in the accountant and asks the same question, "What
does two plus two equal?"
answers, "On average, four - give or take a few percents, but
on average, four."
Finally Buffett calls
in the economist and poses the same question "What does two
plus two equal?"
The economist locks
the door, closes the shade and gives him a big smile, "What do you
want it to equal? With chaos theory and random walk, we economists can
explain every market action."
A man was lost. He spotted a woman and shouted, "Can you help me?
I promised to meet up with my partner an hour ago but I don't know where
woman took out her compass, checked her map and replied, "You're
travelling SE, between 20 and 21 degrees north latitude and 30 and 31
degrees west longitude."
"Pardon me. You must be an astrologist," said the man."
I am," replied the woman, "How do you know?"
"Well", answered the man, "Everything you said is interesting,
but totally useless. I have no idea what to make of your information.
Frankly you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed
The woman replied, "You must be a politician."
"I am" replied the man. "But how do you know?"
The woman replied, "You don't know where you are or where you are
going. You made promises which you've no idea how to keep and you expect
other people to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the
same position as you were before we met, but somehow now it's all my fault!"
to the Welfare Department
its own fiscal doldrums is receiving an un-proportional request
for welfare. It's always nice to know our tax dollars are being
Here are 2
of the letters from our hard working citizens:
Please help me.
As per your instruction, I am forwarding my marriage certificate
and the birth certificate of my
15 6 children. Don't
mind the last one ... he was a mistake as you can see. My last baby
I have given birth too weighing 10 pounds. I am
married one week before he was born so he is not illiterate
ilegitimate ... he is OK. I am pregnant again. When
can I expect the check?
Signed: The Desperate
find for my husband who ees missing or dead. The man
I am now living with complains he
kent can't do anything
until he knows. Do you know? He gat lay off his project for
two weeks and none of us have gat any relief since. We are
worry worried. We have no work and no money. Please send
the check to my new condo.
Signed: The Forlorn